ex0skeletal:

Pro Tip: Instead of having feelings, try being dead inside. Everything is still horrible but you will not care at all.


gilinskytbh:

baesicdallas:

So there’s this place in New South Wales called Yass and there is a mcdonalds there and well…..

image

"my ass"

open 24 hours


sighariona:

new internet friend: so what country do you live in?

me: america

new internet friend: oh cool, which state?

me: the state of FREEDOM

image

fun fact: america is a continent not a country


waywardandwanderlust:

heartsandmagic:

Cat doesn’t know what to do with the butterfly that flew on its paw.

I can’t breathe I’m laughing too hard

waywardandwanderlust:

heartsandmagic:

Cat doesn’t know what to do with the butterfly that flew on its paw.

I can’t breathe I’m laughing too hard


eggnored:

flirting like

image

(Source: eggnored)


(Source: catleecious)


humansofnewyork:

"Right after I lost vision in my eye, I was so bad at walking that I ran into a girl eating ice cream, and knocked her cone out of her hand. She screamed: ‘Are you blind!?!?’ I turned to her and said: ‘I am blind actually, I’m so sorry, I’ll buy you a new cone.’ And she said: ‘Oh my God! I’m so sorry! Don’t worry! It’s no problem at all! I’ll buy another one.’ So we walked into the ice cream store together, and the clerk said: ‘I heard the whole thing. Ice cream is free.’"

humansofnewyork:

"Right after I lost vision in my eye, I was so bad at walking that I ran into a girl eating ice cream, and knocked her cone out of her hand. She screamed: ‘Are you blind!?!?’ I turned to her and said: ‘I am blind actually, I’m so sorry, I’ll buy you a new cone.’ And she said: ‘Oh my God! I’m so sorry! Don’t worry! It’s no problem at all! I’ll buy another one.’ So we walked into the ice cream store together, and the clerk said: ‘I heard the whole thing. Ice cream is free.’"


emmazingemma:

actually me



heylittlebird:

World Cup footage

(Source: ifc)


flowergirlrobichiko:

thecatsmustbecrazy:

special delivery

BRING ME SCHRÖDINGER’S HEAD

flowergirlrobichiko:

thecatsmustbecrazy:

special delivery

BRING ME SCHRÖDINGER’S HEAD



A young Daniel Radcliffe with the books Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them and Quidditch through the Ages

A young Daniel Radcliffe with the books Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them and Quidditch through the Ages

(Source: helenation)



forlackofabettercomic:

collegehumor:

We use the term “working” very lightly.
Finish reading Working From Home: Expectation vs. Reality

Click through to see the rest!

forlackofabettercomic:

collegehumor:

We use the term “working” very lightly.

Finish reading Working From Home: Expectation vs. Reality

Click through to see the rest!