Pro Tip: Instead of having feelings, try being dead inside. Everything is still horrible but you will not care at all.
So there’s this place in New South Wales called Yass and there is a mcdonalds there and well…..
"my ass"open 24 hours
new internet friend: so what country do you live in?
new internet friend: oh cool, which state?
me: the state of FREEDOM
fun fact: america is a continent not a country
Cat doesn’t know what to do with the butterfly that flew on its paw.
I can’t breathe I’m laughing too hard
"Right after I lost vision in my eye, I was so bad at walking that I ran into a girl eating ice cream, and knocked her cone out of her hand. She screamed: ‘Are you blind!?!?’ I turned to her and said: ‘I am blind actually, I’m so sorry, I’ll buy you a new cone.’ And she said: ‘Oh my God! I’m so sorry! Don’t worry! It’s no problem at all! I’ll buy another one.’ So we walked into the ice cream store together, and the clerk said: ‘I heard the whole thing. Ice cream is free.’"
A young Daniel Radcliffe with the books Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them and Quidditch through the Ages
We use the term “working” very lightly.
Finish reading Working From Home: Expectation vs. Reality
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